Harambe's Hilarious Haranguing for Healthy Hospital Happenings

Harambe's Hilarious Haranguing for Healthy Hospital Happenings

Bear Cottage
$1,700 given
$1,500 goal
Harambe's Hilarious Haranguing for Healthy Hospital Happenings
Harambe's Hilarious Haranguing for Healthy Hospital Happenings

My Story

I'm not a hero, I'm an idiot with a costume and an absence of self-respect. The heroes, my friends, are YOU. If you could give a family about to lose a child a memory of their fleeting joy- a respite in their suffering- and a network to fall back on in the darkest subsequent hours- then I would argue that you're more of a hero than anyone who puts underpants outside their trousers.
That's probably true regardless.

This year, the following will be the reward tiers:

At $750 I will dres...

I'm not a hero, I'm an idiot with a costume and an absence of self-respect. The heroes, my friends, are YOU. If you could give a family about to lose a child a memory of their fleeting joy- a respite in their suffering- and a network to fall back on in the darkest subsequent hours- then I would argue that you're more of a hero than anyone who puts underpants outside their trousers.
That's probably true regardless.

This year, the following will be the reward tiers:

At $750 I will dress as Harambe the Gorilla for the ride in to work and remain in costume for the duration of the work day.

At $1,000 I will make a speech to the train carriage, using metaphors about Harambe's own heroism when a child falls into "the gorilla enclosure of your heart".

At $1,500 I will do Garth's dance from Wayne's World to the tune of Foxy Lady, as this is a traditional gorilla mating ritual and the song of Harambe's people.

At $2,000 AS A STRETCH GOAL I will bring a guitar, write a song about bananas, and busk as Harambe somewhere.

Join me today and know that I love you.

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